So, it's been a while since I blogged about what Sugar has been saying lately. And since I'm totally entertained by her thought process and what she expresses, I thought I'd share! I'm wondering: Why pay for entertainment when you know a girl as witty as this ?
HERE GOES:
-Grampa's takin' a nap on his bed, so could I go in there and bother him?
-Ok, Ok, CHILL!-(When asked, "Who made this mess?" Her response:) If I say the dog did it would you believe that?
-I think I enjoy Popsicles!
-Mom, are you always bein' honest with me?
-If you take me to the doctor I will be impossible and hold my shirt down like this the whole time!
-I usually love you Uncle J, but today you'd only get a postcard from me.
-Are you feeding our baby blood when your nursing him?
-Let's be serious, I'm just a kid, OK!
-Is it a bad word to say, "Good Godfrey" or "For the Love"?
-Mom, when you say 'Gramma' do you mean the young, young one you sometimes call MOM, or the old one with gray hair who lives with Bailey and Burt?
-Do all people start the same and then some just turn brown like a banana does?
-(When I tried to explain to her that she can't sleep in bed with me and daddy because then there isn't room for me, She said) "Well sorry, that's just how life goes!"
-My socks are feelin' wiggly, friggly and jiggly all curled up in my shoes.
-(How was sleeping in her big-girl bed?) Good, but sleeping's kind of boring so I have to turn on the light and read a few books first.
-Fireworks drive me nuts! Why can't they just be pretty and not be loud?
-(After leaving a friend) "Can we see them again soon?" (Yes, but we just said goodbye) "Well, let's turn around and say hello!"
And as a FINALE, this one involves a set up:
Not long ago, our little family went out for dinner at a Brazilian buffet that was $18 per person. I wouldn't have minded paying that much for even Sugar, IF SHE HAD EATEN ANYTHING... but no, she just picked at it, didn't drink her milk, and may have eaten 1/2 a roll before she was saying "...but, I'm full". So, when the waiter returned, asking if Sugar was 3, cause kids 3 and under eat for free, JP said "Yeah". But before the waiter had a chance to leave, Sugar asked, "When we get out to the car can I please be four again?"
... needless to say it cost us a BIG TIP, too!
4 comments:
Hilarious! I wonder where she hears some of those! ;) I haven't heard "For the Love" for lets see, I think around 8 years now! Wow, can you believe its been that long! I can recall "Ok, Ok, Chill" also! Such a cute girl! I wish that I could remember to write down the funny things my girls say, but like old times, I'm still a space cadet and can't remember just quite how they said it! I wish I had a good memory! Baby Blue is as gorgeous as his big sister!
I absolutely love her phrases!!! I would much rather hear/read those than a professional comedian anyday! I wish I would remember to write Tessa's down. They just say the cutest/funniest things!!!
Question/favor: Can I get your Chicken Enchilada recipe. I've been trying to find a good enchilada recipe for sometime now and remember how good yours was. Also I would LOVE to get together! I often look back and remember our past “Simple life”! What a fun we had! We need to catch up on the past 8 years! Give me a call at (435) 458-3186 or email me at Tiffany.Rhodes@yahoo.com so we can set up a little play date, cause I don’t even know where you’re at!
I lovers you! haha And I think that conversation you left me was FABULOUS!! I'd love to come do pictures for you...my number is 702-286-9653 Call me and lets schedule! It would give me a good excuse to come visit good ol' Morgan!
Talk to you SOOOOOON!
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